Friday, December 12, 2008

thingamajob needs to hire me, they obviously have no clue about how to do their job

I was looking at a set of jobs and filled out some applications.  It is OBVIOUS that thingamajob.com needs to hire me.  Here is a sample of the e-mail their computers sent me in response to a position.  How sad!!  You know, it is NOT THAT HARD to have variables actually display the contents of the memory location instead of the name of the variable.  It is also NOT THAT HARD to actually TEST your systems.

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Welcome David,
You just took a big step toward finding a fantastic job by applying to the below position through one of our partners, !@WSVENDORNAME@!. This message is to confirm that your resume has been sent to !@COMPANYNAME1@!, Inc. via Thingamajob, the free online job search tool for the Allegis Group Family of Companies.
Title:UNIX/SAN Architect
Company:!@COMPANYNAME1@!
Skills Needed:UNIX, SAN, BILINGUAL SPANISH
Location:Miami, Florida
Category:Information Technology
Rate:!@RATE@!
Job Type:!@JOBTYPE@!
Posting ID:1835002

To receive emails from us more effectively, please add us to your “Contacts” (i.e. Address Book, Buddy List, etc.)
In order to process your online job application, we had to create an account for you in !@COMPANYNAME2@!, Inc.’s online job search tool - Thingamajob.com
Thingamajob is owned by Allegis Group, parent company to some of the world’s largest staffing companies including Aerotek, TEKsystems,and Stephen James. These staffing companies work with the hiring managers who have the jobs you want. When you put your resume online or apply to a job posting on Thingamajob, a recruiter matches your experience with one of our many opportunities. If your experience meets the job’s objectives, a recruiter will contact you to prepare you for the interview and get you in the employment seat.
To log into Thingamajob to track your application, or update your resume, please use the following login information
Username: !@USERNAME@!
Password: !@PASSWORD@!
If your experience meets the qualifications of the position, a recruiter will be in touch with you shortly to further discuss your professional background.
To log in, go to Account Login http://www.thingamajob.com/My-Thingamajob.aspx
Thank you for using Thingamajob.com… Remember We’re Hiring!

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